by r.s.

Actual conversation follows:

R.S.: Do you have any cinnamon rolls?

Barista: [blank stare]

R.S.: Like these things here, they look like cinnamon rolls but they’re not labeled.

B: Those are morning buns.

R.S.: So are they cinnamon rolls?

B: See, they’re called “morning buns.”

So do you want one?

R.S.: Sure.

* * *

Yes, it was a cinnamon roll.